200th post.

i want someone to stand by my side.

Oh, to teach...

"Quiet. Today you just listen. What will future scholars see when they study us, a portrait of women today?

There you are ladies: the perfect likeness of a Wellesley graduate, Magna Cum Laude, doing exactly what she was trained to do. Slide.

A Rhodes Scholar, I wonder if she recites Chaucer while she presses her husband's shirts. Slide.

Now you physics majors can calculate the mass and volume of every meatloaf you make. Slide.

A girdle to set you free. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does it mean? I give up, you win. The smartest women in the country... I didn't realize that by demanding excellence I would be challenging... what did it say? What did it say? Um... the roles you were born to fill. Is that right? The roles you were born to fill? It's, uh, it's my mistake. Class dismissed."

~ Julia Roberts as Katherine Watson in Mona Lisa Smile (2003)

Gracie

is a crazy cat lady. 

I think she's actually a cat, now. 

Jessi&Jodi.

men i dig...

in no particular order...

 ANTHONY BOURDAIN
writer, traveler, chef.
likes to try new things, drink, smoke.
 smug, opinionated, observant.

 

 DAMIEN RICE
singer, song writer, musician.
drinker, smoker, emotional, intense.
best concert I've ever been to.

cheers, darlin'. 

here's to you and your lover boy.

cheer's darlin'. ...

I'm too shy

I should have kissed you when we were alone...

but what am I?

gorgeous.

THE CAST OF DARJEELING LIMITED.
Adrien Brody.
Owen Wilson.
Jason Schwartzman.

ADRIEN BRODY
quiet, reserved, intelligent.
smoldering.


 in The Pianist.

HEATH LEDGER
died too young.
oozing with raw sexuality.
great hands.
looks fantastic even when he shouldn't.
loved him for years.

 

HUGH LAURIE
actor, main character in House.
smart ass.
extremely intelligent.
stubborn.
i wish i was that sleeve.

JOHN LENNON.

singer, idea man, peace monger.

great tunes, man.

JOHN TRAVOLTA.
again, oozing with raw sexuality.
sex on a stick.
i don't care how old he gets.
forever crush.
crazy smile and great attitude.
etc. Chrystal agrees with this one, i know that.

 TOM HANKS.
extremely versatile, always kind and loving.
smiles like he means it.
childlike spirit.
cutie patootie. :]

 

VAL KILMER.

beautiful, sweet smile.

great hair.

At First Sight makes me cry my eyes out. 

BUDDHA.
calming, connected, intense.
the world knows him.
he transcended.
he inspired.

Buddha meditating on the color red.

LANCE ARMSTRONG.
one of my first heroes.

ROCKY BALBOA.

 

VIGGO MORTENSEN.
best name ever.
beautiful.

the only man worth having

is one who eats pussy. 

:]

holler if you hear me, sistas.

Meanwhile in Egypt...

Furious Little Cinnybun.

Swapping Positions...

A new semester has begun.
Time to sweep the dust off of the ole' elephant skin, as they say...
It has recently come to my attention that I am needed as President of Artist Common at school.
Of course a meeting will be held about this..
I'm nervous, and excited, and my mind is racing.
I love this organization and want to see some good things happen this semester.
Wish me luck.

Currently reading...

Found this on my mom's book shelf. 

I was looking for a book to read while I poo.

It's about "husbands, honeymoons, tennis elbow, marriage, lettuce, the national anthem, and a host of other domestic dilemmas."

I thought it was going to be a self-help book... 

maybe it is. 

We shall see. 

:]

I super like the illustration, though.

Love is the horizon.