the problem with eating dogs... perception.

From:

Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows. 

this boy sent me flowers, once upon a time.

The sweetest words anyone has ever said to me. 

the only man i need is really black, really hairy, and loves to cuddle.

i was very insistent on ally cat spending the night last night

 

good thing she didn't.
way to spare yourself from total vom city.
person i called last night-- thanks for not answering.
i'm suuuuch a dumb ass sometimes.
ps. kara, this made my morning. i was gonna cry but now i'm laughing. :] loveyoumeanit.

cooped up too long.

Shoshana/Emanuelle.

bluebird

 

 

 panchooooo.

blunt cards are fun, especially when you don't have a life to speak of.

200th post.

i want someone to stand by my side.

Oh, to teach...

"Quiet. Today you just listen. What will future scholars see when they study us, a portrait of women today?

There you are ladies: the perfect likeness of a Wellesley graduate, Magna Cum Laude, doing exactly what she was trained to do. Slide.

A Rhodes Scholar, I wonder if she recites Chaucer while she presses her husband's shirts. Slide.

Now you physics majors can calculate the mass and volume of every meatloaf you make. Slide.

A girdle to set you free. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does it mean? I give up, you win. The smartest women in the country... I didn't realize that by demanding excellence I would be challenging... what did it say? What did it say? Um... the roles you were born to fill. Is that right? The roles you were born to fill? It's, uh, it's my mistake. Class dismissed."

~ Julia Roberts as Katherine Watson in Mona Lisa Smile (2003)